5 problems with internet dating

or many men height can be an issue and being a short guy tends to cause those men to have a lot of hang-ups in life.

Although these online dating sites attract millions of customers and billions of dollars, scientific study reveals that they cannot possibly come through on these promises.

Of course, being a shorter guy, I’d resent them and say, “Dude, if only I were that tall I’d be cleaning up.” Then some other guy who was even shorter would chime in and bitch me out for complaining. By the way, Verne Troyer gets laid like a rock star. It took me a long time to find a pair that was stylish and could easily integrate into my wardrobe but it was well worth it.

Not only do they look good and get a lot of compliments, but they boost my height by about two and a half inches. On another night, I had been hitting on a cute girl when a shorter friend of mine (5’2″) swooped in and stole her out from under my nose.

Two and a half inches may not seem like much but it does wonders for your confidence, which is what really matters. He took her home that night before I had even realized what happened.

I was in a local bar the other night when my dream girl walked in. Ironically, I had swooped in and stole her away from a six foot tall giant earlier in the night.


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